DON'T wear a v-neck if...

*you are over the age of 45

*you have chest hair that is managed by scissors from the neck up

*you're not wearing a bra

*you have a mole the shape of Abraham Lincoln’s head getting blown off on your neck

*you’re the president of the United States of America

*you're with a girl that you have told about a wet dream you had

*you're too cheap to pay a hooker for 40 second ass sex in the back of a taxi

DO Wear A V-Neck If...

*you believe that John McCain should star as Edward Culen in the next Twilight movie

*anyone has ever referred to you as the Fonz

*you’re confident in your nipples

*you prefer boxer-briefs

*you have ever watched all of the ROCKY movies

 

This isn’t like terrorism man, this is legit shit.